"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I forget how to act sober
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