She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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