ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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