her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
