White coat. Heels.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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