check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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