My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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