I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We're like a lot better than the average bears
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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