Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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