Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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