Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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