its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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