After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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