recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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