belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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