I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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