What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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