Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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