nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Randomize
