Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
