Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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