I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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