Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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