Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize