Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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