you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I think people are normalizing furries
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
