I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
