I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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