VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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