We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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