I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its about making memories worth repressing
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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