If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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