My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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