Dual....:-)
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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