Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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