He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Can I color on your dick again?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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