Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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