You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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