All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
you made out with another girl for some wings
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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