Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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