I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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