guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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