Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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