It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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