he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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