At least make sure they are 18
Why
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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