how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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