You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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