how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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