just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
And then he peed in my hair
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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