After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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