But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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