it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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