make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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