all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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