we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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