Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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