dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize